Some funny things iv heard this week.
Black friend: So, this Rachel chick I was telling you abo…
Hispanic friend: Rachel?
BF: Yeah? Rachel.
HF: ok…
BF: Yeah, well, she was all up over me last night dawg. I got her number and ima call her tonight
HF: dawg, I don’t mean you no harm or nuttin but that girl is a poster child for abortions
Me: *spits drink out*
On a less brighter note: I was challenged to a water pistol fight at dawn. Wish me luck.
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so how did it go?? did you win??? xxx
Ok first, there could be a slight misunderstanding here for fellow readers. The Rachel in my post has no relationship to the Rachel who posted the above comment.
Hi Rachel! It was a good old fashioned shoot em up with me prevailing in a (water) gun battle to remember. Fortunately my nemesis was ill equipped for my super soaker.
I stole his pistol and gold.
thanks for clearing that up! got a bit nervous when i first saw my name! but once the whole post was read i thought 'oooooohhhhh i seeee' *giggles*
good for you! gosh i hope it gets hot enough over here for water fights! xxx
Now THAt is the type of humour I appreciate. lmao!
My cousin moved to Cali and changed her name to Rachel?? The things you learn.
Supersoakers are brilliant for watergun fights. And if you find yourself in a rough spot, fetch the garden hose and put it on full blast. Legitimate tactical move--I swear!!
you alive?! why no posts lately?
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